Sheridan's Junk Drawer

Miami Art Basel Isn’t About Art, It’s About Money

So here’s the truth everyone tiptoes around while admiring the pretty colors.

Dec 11 • Sheridan Guerrette

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November 2025

A Woman Waiting For Morning

I woke to the windows beaded in dew, the world outside fogged soft,the sun trying — politely, stubbornly —to thread itself through the glass and pull me…

Nov 21 • Sheridan Guerrette

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American Psycho: The Bridal Routine

A study in control, performance, and self-preservation.

Nov 14 • Sheridan Guerrette

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Black and Blue

Black and blue, you scream / “Liberty is mine.” / But not until their hands / Release the reins. / This air is never mine.

Nov 12 • Sheridan Guerrette

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Before the Mirror

...and pretend I did the before-work— / to glow golden / when it isn’t my hour.

Nov 11 • Sheridan Guerrette

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Coke Without Ice

The girl who bullied me / had greasy skin and half-moon nails, / drank her Coke without ice … My bully was me.

Nov 10 • Sheridan Guerrette

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Why Modern Dating Is Performance Art

Avoidance as enlightenment, loneliness as abundance, and trauma as kink.

Nov 3 • Sheridan Guerrette

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October 2025

If I Were Mushy, I'd Die

A love letter to texture, trauma, and potato skins

Oct 9 • Sheridan Guerrette

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Time is a Terrible Flirt

She keeps leading me on, then pretending we never met

Oct 7 • Sheridan Guerrette

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September 2025

Tylenol Public Service Announcement

Sheridan The Great, Shares Her Expert Medical and Social Advice

Sep 23 • Sheridan Guerrette

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